Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
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He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
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we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
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