but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
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THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
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He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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