i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
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What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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