Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
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my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
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so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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