Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
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He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
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That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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