hell yes lets make some ravioli
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
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so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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