we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
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like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
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STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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