i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
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Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
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Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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