mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
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I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
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Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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