Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
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You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
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I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
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If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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