It's Friday. Sex?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
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Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
It's never too late to be topless.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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