I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
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I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
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Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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