girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
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Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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