i already hear my dad disowning me
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
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She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
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Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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