I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
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It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
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His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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