Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
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better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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