you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
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preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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