a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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