i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
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I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
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Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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