May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
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the night ended with taco bell and tears
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
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Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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