Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
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you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
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I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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