Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
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Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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