I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
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Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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