We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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