i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
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What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
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I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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