A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
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When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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