he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
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he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
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Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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