i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
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At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
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He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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