This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
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Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
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I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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