please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
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She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
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if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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