The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
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We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
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Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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