I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
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We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
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MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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