is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
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I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
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I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
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