Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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