Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
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No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
the liver wants what the liver wants
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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