oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize