Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
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I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
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Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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