I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
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Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
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Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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