ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
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Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
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I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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