help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I just gift wrapped bread.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
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I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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