this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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