Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
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He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
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Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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