just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
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You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
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Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
tell me about the fingering
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