The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
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Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
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My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
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Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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