how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
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I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
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Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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