i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
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so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
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DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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