I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
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I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
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i think my cat just said my name.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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