Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
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I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
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We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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