Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
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she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
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All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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