nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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